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Death Metal English

Henceforth, I will only speak in Death Metal English. http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/

Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

The Obscenesters – November 18, 2013

Check out the Obscenesters tonight with Dee Simon and Mia Matsumiya. Special guest industrial horror band Dawn Of Ashes (Official). Monday night 7-8PM PST on www.tradiov.com/la. Call us live 855-878-4652.

The Melvins cover the Butthole Surfers


The Melvins cover Butthole Surfers

This is what I sound like when I try to sing Mother….

Saruman Sings The Little Drummer Boy

I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

I had no idea that the song “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” is about anal fisting. Go figure.

The Polar Opposite of Gangsta…

Do you think those children will get a contact high from being near him?

Axl Rose Disaster

To all the people who lost their virginity to this song, that’s revoked now. You’re virgins again.

The Sword’s new album Apocryphon

Must get this. Now.

Montage Theme Song

I hope this isn’t too personal but this is my montage theme song. One day you’ll find yours.

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