Dee Simon

Category Archives: Funny

Amputee Soccer Brawl

This is better than all of the battles in Braveheart combined:

Five Most Important Pieces of Strip Club Etiquette

I recently guest blogged for CoedMagazine.com:

“Run to the Hills” featured on Rap Genius

Now you can reveal the deeper meaning behind the story “Run to the Hills” on RapGenius.

http://rapgenius.com/Dee-simon-play-something-dancy-excerpt-lyrics

Now I Want a Goat

Just to annoy my neighbors.

S & W Episode 365

SW Episode 365: Happy 365! Now you can listen to SW every single day of the year. Dee chats with Semen Chef and Mixologist Fotie about his semen cookbook A Natural Harvest. http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/

This is what I sound like when I try to sing Mother….

Oral Copulation Defense

I only use this defense when I’m arguing a traffic ticket.

I never thought about doing this…

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S & W Episode 362

SW Episode 362: Dee and Lance wish they could have rang in the New Year with a doobie and some cheetos at Club 64. PA man smothers his girlfriend to death with farts. CTA rider attacked by the shit sock bandit. Phone calls and listener email. www.sickandwrongpodcast.com

Satan Loves Anal Sex

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