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Best Mug Shots of 2012

And the Nick Nolte Ribbon goes to…


Merry Xmas

Attended a wonderful Xmas party at Angus Oblong’s (┬ápad with Angus and his boyfriend, Lenora Claire, a pig named Pugsley, and a room full of prosthetic limbs.




Krampus Parade

If Xmas was like this in the US, I might convert…

Saruman Sings The Little Drummer Boy

S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1

Throw on a snuggie, grab a cup of egg nog, roast some chestnuts, and listen to SW’s Holiday Show Spectacular with the whole family. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Creepiest Christmas Song

For Christmas, I’m sending my friends and family a home video of me singing this song in the nude while holding my cat over my genitals. I’m joking. I don’t have a cat.

I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

I had no idea that the song “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” is about anal fisting. Go figure.

Danzig’s Twas the Night Before Christmas

If I had children, I’d force them to listen to this in it’s entirety before they went to bed every Christmas Eve or no presents.

I long for the days when porn was called smut…

Krampus the Christmas Demon



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